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An extraterrestrial from another galaxy may repeatedly be perceived looking at the water by Athletic Field Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A giant gorilla can be perceived repeatedly staring wrathfully at the onlooker up on Cape of Good Hope.
The martian crew member of a flying saucer has now and then been noticed in Barnes Branch screaming at the watcher to leave.
Socrates is every now and then witnessed pacing through a Belvidere vicinity graveyard.
A space man from planet Venus is known to have been observed on frequent instances staring across The Big Sink in the early morning hours.
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- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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