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These are some lies we made up about Bells.
A woman's body with a skunk's head emerged at Bells Aerated Lagoon Number One Dam around midnight looking at the scenery. This is one of those ghosts that is observed over and over again in the vicinity. No matter what people express, it's a frightening spirit that should be left alone.
A fairly decomposed human corpse was noticed in Oakview Memorial Park around midnight dragging a body over the grass. The phantom did not mind that there was someone else present. One thing is for sure, it indisputably is a chilling phantom that you do not want to come across late in the night.
A space alien from planet Mercury emerged struggling out from a manhole on a Bells avenue in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from deep space was observed poking around in mailboxes late in the night in Bells.
William Shakespeare was seen screaming by Cobb Creek.
An alien has repeatedly been perceived in a Bells secondary school around
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midnight staggering the hallways.
An extremely large elk is often spotted in a building outside Bells.
An martian explorer from another world is known to have been distinguished on many instances seeking a book beneath a parked truck in a Bells parking lot late in the night.
The Mothman can frequently be observed in Big Cypress Tree State Park outside the park headquarters scaring people.
A massive mink may be seen time and again in a Bells area hardware store, walking the aisles.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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