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A space invader from Pluto has every so often been seen on the highest spot of Bare Knob late at night staring at the panorama.
The phantom of a female with a stiletto in her neck is from time to time made out hiding a dead body by a big boulder in Bell Buckle Historic District before sunrise. Locals assert that this ghost may be a distinguished former time dweller of Bell Buckle. In any event, it undeniably is a frightening ghost that you don't want to run into at midnight.
A sizeable terrifying giant has been said to have been perceived on one or two occasions down next to Big Spring late in the night facing the watcher.
A space invader from another world was distinguished before dawn examining Happy Valley in detail.
An alien came into view before sunrise drifting by on Anthony Branch.
The ghost of a tied up woman was noticed marching through a residence in Bell Buckle. The ghost spoke of avenging an assassination. Regardless of what,
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this is an antagonistic spirit that any commonsensical person would not want to meet.
An martian tourist from deep space became visible mounted on a horse by a road in the neighborhood of Bell Buckle.
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Ghost Sightings From Bell Buckle
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Ghost Sightings From Bell Buckle
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
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