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These are some lies we made up about Belfast.
A space invader has regularly been made out down by Andrews Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise sniveling.
A woman with worms crawling out of her nostrils is frequently perceived on the pinnacle of Barron Hill late in the night viewing the view. Any which way, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that is better not messed with.
A huge anteater has supposedly been seen on one or two occasions by Betsy Bluff struggling to verbalize something.
An martian traveler from another planet can often be distinguished hauling a cadaver across the ground in Jones Field at midnight.
An enormous seal can be observed very often resting at a table in a Belfast house meditating.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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