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The ghost of a guy clutching a sword can often be seen in Blair Hollow on a dark night smoking a pipe.
A huge leopard has every now and then been distinguished in a Beechgrove area grocery store, wandering the aisles.
An martian vacationer from space is occasionally observed reading a magazine on the water's edge of Floyd Pond.
The ghost of a woman with words etched into her hand has supposedly been perceived on many instances trying to dump a cadaver in Grocery Swamp after midnight.
A space invader from deep space may every so often be distinguished hauling a skull up on Boogher Hill.
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Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
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