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The spirit of a dentist with a blood-covered uniform can from time to time be spotted before dawn drifting down on Bear Creek. Locals who have made out this ghost say this ghost can be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Beech Bluff a long time ago. In any case, it unquestionably is a terrifying spirit that should be shunned.
A space man from planet Venus has repeatedly been perceived staring at the water by Duncan Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
An extremely large toad is repeatedly observed carrying a skull in Mifflin Memorial Park around midnight.
A gargantuan deer can frequently be spotted walking a Pit Bull at the stroke of midnight on a dark Beech Bluff street.
An alien from the cosmos can be made out repeatedly looking through residence windows in Beech Bluff late at night.
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Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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