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These are some lies we made up about Baxter.
A lady with a blue-green face was spotted at midnight leading a directed trip of Harris Bluff to a collection of ghosts. The onlooker ran off when she spotted the ghost. Anyway, this is a hostile ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
The ghost of a delivery man was witnessed at Alcorn Hollow Branch around midnight flinging pieces of wood into the current. The ghost did not care that there was someone else nearby. If you listen to the local residents, this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Baxter before the present.
A guy's body with the head of a sheep has often been seen glugging down apple juice in Alcorn Hollow after midnight.
The phantom of a guy grasping a sword is repeatedly made out at Green Valley Farm Lake Dam late at night looking at the panorama.
A giant sheep can repeatedly be witnessed hiding a corpse by a sizeable boulder in Cane Creek Park in the early morning hours.
A woman
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with worms crawling out of her nostrils may be observed very often spitting at passing cars by a murky highway in close proximity to Baxter.
The ghost of a bound up female has now and then been observed sending a parcel at a Baxter post office. If you listen to what the locals assert, this ghost is that of a local resident who had a home here
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in Baxter many years ago.
An alien from planet Mercury is sometimes seen swallowing regular unleaded from a gas pump at a gasoline station in Baxter.
A very large elk may every so often be made out walking a Saint Bernard before dawn on a shadowy Baxter road.
The Abominable Snowman has often been distinguished watching television in a Baxter living room before dawn.
An extremely large finch has supposedly been noticed on a handful of occasions in Dale Hollow Lake State Park near the ranger station pondering.
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Ghost Sightings From Baxter
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Ghost Sightings From Baxter
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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