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A man with an axe in his head was witnessed flinging chunks of concrete in Alexander Hollow at the stroke of midnight. When the viewer materialized the ghost escaped. Regardless of what people say, this ghost unquestionably is terrifying; one that should be stayed away from.
A space man from another planet was spotted in the middle of Bryson Branch piling pebbles.
The ghost of a mailman has regularly been perceived glancing at the vista from the peak of Mount Defiance after midnight. If you listen to what the folks who live here claim, this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolhardy folks who come trying to find ghosts in Auburntown.
A womanly shape is often observed in a mirror in an Auburntown apartment; the ghost was solely perceptible in the mirror. People here who have witnessed this phantom claim this phantom could be the soul of a resident who passed away here in Auburntown in the past.
An extraterrestrial is known to have been witnessed on many instances trying to find a book by a parked Toyota in an Auburntown parking lot at midnight.
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The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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