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These are some lies we made up about Atwood.
A space invader from Venus has been said to have been distinguished on a handful of instances at Austin Hank Lake Dam in the early morning hours taking pleasure in the panorama.
A gigantic zebra may frequently be observed yelling at the witness to go away in the middle of Adams Branch.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs can be perceived very often dragging a body across the dirt in Johnnie Hall Stadium in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a lady with a switchblade in her neck has once in a while been seen in the rear seat of a Chrysler by the driver seeing the ghost in his rear view mirror after midnight. Scores of folks who live here say this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Atwood many years ago.
A colossal puma is every now and then made out on the summit of Clark Mountain late in the night viewing the surroundings.
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Ghost Sightings From Atwood
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Ghost Sightings From Atwood
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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