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These are some lies we made up about Athens.
A massive weasel has often been perceived gazing at an old woman snoozing on a couch in a trailer in Athens.
A knight's armor devoid of a human inside is frequently made out in Fisher Field at night struggling to express something.
An ET from outer space has supposedly been made out on many occasions studying Gilbert Hollow in detail after midnight.
The spirit of a lady with a sack tied around her head may regularly be noticed flashing a kerosene lamp by Black Branch.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship may be observed frequently reasoning up on the highest spot of Kelly Hill.
A Centrosaurus is every now and then made out in a clothing store in the Athens area.
A space invader from planet Venus has been said to have been noticed on one or two occasions scrambling out from a storm drain on an Athens street at night.
A space alien from deep space can occasionally be seen snooping in mailboxes before
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sunrise in Athens.
A big creepy ghost has often been noticed at Chilohowee Rod And Gun Club Dam at the stroke of midnight facing the bystander. Some of the folks here claim this ghost may be a recognized past resident of Athens. No matter what folks exclaim, this is an intimidating phantom that is better not disrupted.
The ghost of a
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strapped up guy is often perceived howling at the watcher to go away at Arnwine Spring late in the night.
A gigantic ox has purportedly been spotted on numerous instances in an Athens school in the early morning hours pacing the hallways.
A space invader may regularly be perceived in a mirror in an Athens mobile home; the ghost was only observable in the mirror.
An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space can be made out often in a house in the neighborhood of Athens.
An enormous crow has occasionally been observed in Fort Mountain State Park at the park headquarters slurping blood from a cup.
A space invader from Mars is sometimes seen by the entrance to Big South Fork National River & Recreation Area seeking a shoe.
A space alien from outer space is known to have been perceived on many instances seeking a hat beneath a parked Jeep in an Athens parking lot at midnight.
The spirit of a bum can from time to time be noticed in an Athens area grocery store, wandering the aisles.
One of
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the three Little Pigs was noticed sitting at a table in an Athens apartment reading a book.
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Ghost Sightings From Athens
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Ghost Sightings From Athens
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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