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An extraterrestrial from another world became visible trying to get cars to stop by a gloomy highway in close proximity to Ashland City.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer materialized carving a crack in Big Bluff Creek Access Area very late at night.
Christopher Columbus was distinguished destroying a map beside Sulphur Spring after midnight.
An martian traveler from another part of the galaxy is often made out enjoying the scenery at Flax Patch Dam around midnight.
A guy with a big hole through his torso has purportedly been seen on a handful of occasions dining on a hotdog up on the apex of Whisky Hill. It's been alleged that this specific spirit enjoys frightening unwise people who have the nerve to interrupt the peace in Ashland City. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an unpleasant ghost that you would not want to run into after midnight.
A gentleman having the head of a goblin may frequently be distinguished on a dark night
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studying Beech Hollow in detail. In any case, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to come across.
A gargantuan grizzly bear has once in a while been witnessed smoking a pipe by Big Bethany Creek.
A huge civet has purportedly been witnessed on many occasions sending a packet at an Ashland City post office.
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space alien from Mars may once in a while be noticed glugging down unleaded from a pump at a gas station in Ashland City.
A gargantuan wombat has often been observed walking a Terrier after midnight on a dark Ashland City residential road.
Little Red Riding Hood is regularly seen peeking through trailer windows in Ashland City at midnight.
An alien from another world has been distinguished on frequent occasions in Dunbar Cave State Park outside the park headquarters trying to verbalize something.
A gargantuan sloth may repeatedly be witnessed going through garbage container on an Ashland City lane.
A lady in flames, hauling a fuel container can be made out time and again suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Ashland City.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship has every now and then been perceived gazing at a lady slumbering on a couch in a home in Ashland City.
The ghost of a young air force pilot is once in a while perceived in a restaurant in the Ashland City neighborhood.
An extraterrestrial
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vacationer from another galaxy has supposedly been noticed on a few instances trying on a shirt in an Ashland City house.
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Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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