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The ghost of a bum may be witnessed frequently up on Chinquapin Hill moving orbs around.
An enormous boar is every now and then perceived staring at the water by Lake Colonial Estates Dam very late at night.
An alien voyager from the cosmos has purportedly been spotted on many occasions studying Burke Hollow in detail before dawn.
The ghost of a young-looking female soaked in blood can every now and then be observed heaving stones into the current at Arrington Creek in the early morning hours.
A colossal squirrel was witnessed on a dark night soaring over Blue Sink.
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My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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