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These are some lies we made up about Arlington.
Marco Polo was seen marching through a mobile home in Arlington.
An ET from Pluto was made out wandering through a mobile home near Arlington.
A space invader from another solar system became visible enjoying the vista at Doctor H E Athertons Lake Dam at night.
A massive alpaca was made out in a rubber boat on Doctor H E Atherton Lake smoking a cigar.
An alien was spotted at a coin operated phone in Arlington using the phone.
The ghost of a homeless guy has regularly been made out drifting down on Beaver Creek very late at night.
An alien voyager from the cosmos is often spotted strolling through an Arlington neighborhood churchyard.
A space invader from Saturn may repeatedly be noticed screaming in the middle of a wild road near Arlington in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A centaur can be perceived very frequently attempting to utter something in Wall Doxey State Park right by the park headquarters.
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space alien from another planet has once in a while been seen standing by a desolate road next to Arlington.
The alien pilot of a UFO is once in a while spotted traveling on a moped on a shadowy road right next door to Arlington.
An extremely large seal has been said to have been seen on several instances in an Arlington building.
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creepy being has regularly been made out marching beside a deserted road outside Arlington. One of the folks who live here decisively alleges that this ghost is the stressed soul of a long forgotten Arlington local resident. One thing's for certain, this is an antagonistic phantom that any sensible person would not want to come across.
The ghost of a man clothed as a car mechanic is regularly observed showing up in a restroom mirror. In any event, it's a scary phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A huge giraffe is known to have been noticed on one or two occasions around midnight chasing a passing truck on a dark highway close to Arlington.
An martian traveler from the cosmos can often be distinguished in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver observing the ghost in his rear view mirror before dawn.
The ghost of a man dressed in a law enforcement uniform can be witnessed over and over again picking flowers in the front garden of a home in Arlington.
A large chilling monster is sometimes made out by a
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lady canoeing in a river in the neighborhood of Arlington.
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Ghost Sightings From Arlington
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A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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