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These are some lies we made up about Ardmore.
The ghost of a pregnant woman has supposedly been distinguished on many occasions at Lake Logan Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise enjoying the landscape.
A space invader from Venus may every so often be perceived in the early morning hours scrutinizing Blowing Spring Hollow in detail.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has often been witnessed weeping up on the highest spot of Bee Spring Hill.
A decapitated gentleman is repeatedly made out howling in the middle of Holland Creek.
Count Dracula has allegedly been witnessed on frequent instances gazing down beside Blowing Spring late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Ardmore
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Ghost Sightings From Ardmore
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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