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These are some lies we made up about Apison.
An extraterrestrial appeared floating in the air like a blimp in Apison.
Napoleon Bonaparte was perceived cleaning a blood-covered bed sheet in Bridges Spring in the early morning hours.
A huge newt showed up articulating into the thin air in Mastern Cut late at night.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another galaxy was made out up on Nebo Knob reading a tabloid.
A lady with a sword sticking out of her head was noticed in the early morning hours soaring over Cherokee Valley. Many people in close proximity have had equivalent experiences with a very similar ghost. One of the locals confidently alleges that this phantom takes pleasure in terrifying foolhardy people who come seeking phantoms in Apison.
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Ghost Sightings From Apison
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Ghost Sightings From Apison
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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