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These are some lies we made up about Antioch.
An alien from Venus has allegedly been seen on numerous instances traveling on a Harley on a gloomy highway in the vicinity of Antioch.
An Iguanodon may frequently be seen dragging a corpse from the ice cold water of Collins Creek after midnight.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has every so often been made out in an apartment in Antioch. Folks argue that this ghost is in all probability the undead ghost of a resident who used to dwell here in Antioch.
A space man from another solar system is once in a while seen in an Antioch apartment.
An ET may occasionally be perceived heaving chunks of concrete into Lesters Lake before sunrise.
The spirit of a gentleman in an army uniform was spotted in Anderson Road Public Use Area after midnight staring irritably at the watcher. This is one of those phantoms that is distinguished very frequently close at hand.
An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space
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came into view at Resha Lake Dam late in the night going bananas.
A giant yak was observed taking a swim down at Long Island Beach on a dark night.
A huge jaguar emerged on the apex of Holt Knob before sunrise looking at the sight.
A knight's armor from the middle ages lacking a human being inside was noticed coming into view in
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a bedroom mirror. The watcher ran away when she spotted the ghost. Whatever folks state, it is certainly a scary phantom that is preferably not upset.
An ET from another solar system has often been noticed in the early morning hours pursuing a passing Chevy on a shadowy road near Antioch.
A massive doe is repeatedly spotted searching for a shoe quite near Bledsoe Creek State Park.
A semi translucent man dressed as the captain of a vessel has been said to have been seen on a handful of instances mowing the lawn in the side yard of a trailer in Antioch. One of the folks who live here determinedly argues that this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long dead Antioch local resident.
A big chilling ghost may repeatedly be made out by a man fishing by a lake near Antioch.
An extremely large lemur has occasionally been distinguished relaxing on a bench in a mobile home in Antioch.
The ghost of a young-looking man in a confederate uniform is every so often witnessed striding from apartment to apartment
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before sunrise on an Antioch street. Several of the folks who live here claim this spirit is that of a local resident who resided here in Antioch some decades ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Antioch
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Ghost Sightings From Antioch
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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