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A sasquatch came into view gazing wrathfully at the witness up on High Point.
A huge fawn was seen shouting at the bystander to beat it down beside the water at Central Peninsula.
A space invader from the cosmos was seen in a deserted place near Andersonville.
A lady with her head and left arm and right leg sliced off has often been perceived burying a body by a big rock in Anderson County Park at midnight.
The ghost of a man gripping a blood-covered spear is frequently noticed piling pebbles underneath a terrifying giant tree in Norris Forestry Research Area.
The ghost of a civil war combatant has been spotted on frequent occasions hovering next to a gloomy highway next to Andersonville. If you listen to what the people who live here argue, this ghost may be a celebrated former time inhabitant of Andersonville.
The ghost of a severely scorched lady can frequently be spotted at Andy Branch at midnight tossing pebbles into the stream. Lots of local residents assert this ghost is in all probability the stressed ghost of a person who used to dwell here in Andersonville.
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Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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