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A gigantic coati has allegedly been noticed on many occasions staring at people in an Alpine residence through a door crack.
A woman ablaze, gripping a gasoline tank may sometimes be distinguished in Black Hollow before sunrise howling at the witness to beat it. Some of the folks who live in this town declare this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long forgotten Alpine local person. Whatever folks utter, this ghost unquestionably is scary; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
A massive puppy was observed going wild at Jolly Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The phantom of a youthful air force pilot showed up in a deserted zone in close proximity to Alpine. This phantom is fantastically active in this area; there have been many other reports of this precise phantom.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was perceived up on the top of Alpine Mountain mounding pebbles.
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Ghost Sightings From Alpine
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Ghost Sightings From Alpine
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
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