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These are some lies we made up about Allred.
A woman's body having a skunk's head has allegedly been witnessed on numerous occasions staring at the water by Jolly Lake Dam on a dark night. One of the people who live here definitely declares that this ghost is almost certainly the struggling ghost of a local who used to have a home here in Allred.
An Allosaurus can often be made out struggling to touch something in Black Hollow at the stroke of midnight.
An ET from planet Mercury may be made out very frequently after midnight floating down on Black Hollow Branch.
A partly decomposed human dead body has every so often been noticed repositioning orbs about up on Alpine Mountain.
A space invader from another planet is every now and then perceived relaxing at the kitchen counter in an Allred house.
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Ghost Sightings From Allred
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Ghost Sightings From Allred
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
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