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The ghost of a bum has sometimes been distinguished studying the panorama from the apex of Chowning Knob before dawn. Scores of people who live here argue this ghost gets pleasure from scaring unwise people who come trying to find ghosts in Allons.
The ghost of an elderly witch is every so often made out before dawn exploring Allred Hollow in detail. In any case, it is in all certainty a bloodcurdling spirit that any reasonable person would not want to run into.
The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object has been said to have been distinguished on frequent occasions rummaging around in a freezer in the kitchen of an Allons apartment at midnight.
A man with a large hole through his torso may every so often be noticed sobbing by Keene Bend. People here claim that this ghost may very well be a celebrated days gone by local of Allons.
A massive cheetah has repeatedly been noticed cleaning a blood-splattered pair of pants in Nalier Spring before sunrise.
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Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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