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A partially translucent man dressed as the captain of a vessel was witnessed staggering from building to building before sunrise on an Allardt lane. Several accounts of this ghost have been reported.
An martian tourist from another solar system has regularly been observed drinking blood from a cup up on the peak of Galloway Knob.
A space alien from Venus is repeatedly made out near the water at Underwood Neck seeking a box.
An alien from space has purportedly been seen on a few instances downing orange juice by Briar Point.
The ghost of a youthful man in a confederate uniform may be distinguished frequently smoking a pipe in Big South Fork National River and Recreation Area before sunrise. According to what the local residents argue, this phantom gets pleasure from scaring foolish people who are fearless enough to interrupt the calm in Allardt. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a chilling ghost that you would not want to bump into after midnight.
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The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
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