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These are some lies we made up about Alexandria.
A massive hartebeest is sometimes observed on the summit of Burgess Knob at night watching the scenery.
A space invader has allegedly been observed on many occasions drifting down Agee Branch late at night.
The phantom of a gentleman dressed as a handy man can from time to time be seen shouting in Anderson Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a guy sporting a police force uniform has regularly been seen by Gin Bluff staring. No matter what, it's a chilling spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
An martian voyager from outer space is repeatedly distinguished washing a blood-covered rag in Blue Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Alexandria
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As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
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