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These are some lies we made up about Alcoa.
A space man from deep space is sometimes made out hauling a dead body across the ground in Alcoa Little League Park before sunrise.
The menacing ghost of a Viking can from time to time be distinguished resting in a chair in a building in Alcoa.
A space invader has repeatedly been distinguished washing a blood-splattered scarf in Chandler Spring late in the night.
A man that shifted shape into a vampire is often made out pacing from house to house at the stroke of midnight on an Alcoa lane.
The ghost of a pregnant female has allegedly been observed on one or two instances going through the freezer in the kitchen of an Alcoa mobile home at midnight. It's been alleged that this specific ghost could be the spirit of a local resident who passed away here in Alcoa in the past.
A massive panda may repeatedly be observed staring at the water by Volunteer Yacht Basin at the stroke of midnight.
The Wizard of Oz has every so often been noticed
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around midnight floating down Beardens Creek.
A very large koodoo is occasionally perceived relaxing at the dining table in an Alcoa mobile home.
A headless man has been said to have been perceived on several instances examining Badgett Hollow in detail at the stroke of midnight. In any case, it is unquestionably a terrifying ghost that
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is preferably not messed with.
Archimedes can once in a while be perceived gazing at people in an Alcoa flat through an air vent.
An alien vacationer from another galaxy was made out gazing at the sight from the top of Brickyard Mountain on a dark night.
A huge donkey was noticed by Horseshoe Bend facing the onlooker.
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Ghost Sightings From Alcoa
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Ghost Sightings From Alcoa
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
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