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These are some lies we made up about Alamo.
The phantom of a flight attendant has allegedly been made out on a small number of occasions shifting orbs about at midnight on a sidewalk in Alamo.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief can regularly be seen burying a body by a large rock in Oakview Memorial Park before dawn. Folks say that this phantom is probably the undeparted phantom of a resident who used to reside here in Alamo.
A dark dog that turned into a female can be noticed time and again having a seat at a table in an Alamo building facing the bystander.
A space man from another part of the galaxy has occasionally been made out viewing the view from the highest spot of Horns Bluff around midnight.
A very large coati is once in a while observed hovering over Mound Field very late at night.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship has supposedly been made out on several instances staring at the water by Bells Aerated Lagoon Number One Dam on a dark night.
A gigantic polar bear may from time to time be witnessed demolishing an object in the center of Buck Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Alamo
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Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
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