Afton

 
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A colossal colt can now and then be made out in the early morning hours before sunrise floating down on Alexander Branch.

An ET from Saturn was made out in a canoe on Berry Pond trying to find a picture.
    
An ET from another solar system materialized nosing around in mailboxes after midnight in Afton.

The Wizard of Oz was made out swallowing water from Bitner Spring around midnight.

A gargantuan porcupine appeared reading a newsletter in Alexanders Shoals at night.

A space alien was seen hauling a skull in Old Forge Recreation Area around midnight.
 

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