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These are some lies we made up about Afton.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship materialized trying to say something mid stream in Alexander Branch.
An ET from Venus was distinguished shining a lantern on the shore of Berry Pond.
A female with a sword in her head was spotted dispatching a postcard at an Afton post office. The ghost talked about revenging an assassination. In any event, this ghost certainly is creepy; one that you wouldn't want to come across late at night.
Ludwig van Beethoven has often been spotted laundering a blood-splattered shirt in Bitner Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien from another solar system is repeatedly observed studying Alexanders Shoals in detail very late at night.
A giant guanaco can regularly be noticed in Old Forge Recreation Area in the early morning hours before sunrise dragging a dead body over rocks.
The phantom of a youthful Indian fighter can be seen repeatedly gazing crossly at the onlooker by Mitchell Bluff. People say that this ghost may well be a famous former time resident of Afton.
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Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
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