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These are some lies we made up about Adamsville.
The menacing phantom of a Gaul may be perceived over and over again searching through a fridge in the kitchen of an Adamsville building after midnight.
A very large mouse is now and then witnessed at Tanyard Springs Dam in the early morning hours trying to snatch something.
Christopher Columbus has been said to have been witnessed on a few instances in Adamsville Recreation Area in the early morning hours pondering.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy may sometimes be spotted looking at people in an Adamsville building through a peephole.
The martian captain of an alien spaceship was seen redistributing orbs about by Ausburn Branch.
A colossal camel materialized in Bell Slough late at night attempting to deposit a body.
A space invader from planet Jupiter was made out appearing scary down beside Crump Spring late in the night.
An alien from outer space materialized in a secluded location in the neighborhood of Adamsville.
A Seismosaurus
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was witnessed examining Bateman Hollow in detail before dawn.
The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft was spotted posting a postcard at an Adamsville post office.
A frightening skeleton has frequently been witnessed tossing bricks right by J.P. Coleman State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Adamsville
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Ghost Sightings From Adamsville
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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