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These are some lies we made up about Weir.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury may be distinguished frequently staring at the water by Alex Faulkner Lake Dam very late at night.
An alien from another planet has once in a while been seen drifting down on Bear Creek before sunrise.
An enormous guanaco is once in a while seen heaving pebbles under a lamppost in Weir.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot has been said to have been witnessed on a few instances striding from trailer to trailer in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Weir residential road. Based on what the folks who live here claim, this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolish folks who have the guts to disturb the calm in Weir. Regardless of what folks utter, this ghost certainly is bloodcurdling; one that should be avoided.
An alien may every so often be seen searching through the closet in the bedroom of a Weir flat very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Weir
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Ghost Sightings From Weir
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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