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These are some lies we made up about Vossburg.
The bloodcurdling ghost of a Gaul is often seen searching for a picture in the middle of Castaffa Creek.
A guy that shifted shape into a vampire has supposedly been spotted on frequent instances next to Stafford Springs late in the night guzzling motor oil.
A gigantic beaver may be noticed time and again looking at the landscape at Burgin Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space alien has every so often been noticed in a sail boat on Lake Waukaway reading a newsletter.
The phantom of a pregnant lady has supposedly been observed on a handful of occasions watching television in a Vossburg living room after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Vossburg
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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