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A minotaur has been spotted on frequent occasions hauling a corpse across the ground in Morgan Brake National Wildlife Refuge at midnight.
An alien from another planet can be witnessed very often by Cypress Swamp glugging down blood from a mug.
An alien has now and then been noticed after midnight drifting by on Black Creek.
An enormous shrew is occasionally noticed standing by a secluded road close to Tchula.
A lady lacking a head has supposedly been seen on frequent occasions riding on a Harley on a shadowy highway in the neighborhood of Tchula. A number of of those who live here allege this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long departed Tchula local person. Either way, it's a menacing spirit that you do not want to come across late at night.
A man without a head may sometimes be seen in a building in Tchula. It's been claimed that this precise ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while driving through Tchula a long time ago.
A large bloodcurdling beast was witnessed striding along a desolate highway close to Tchula.
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Ghost Sightings From Tchula
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Ghost Sightings From Tchula
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
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