Swiftown

 
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A colossal lemur is every so often noticed piling boulders very late at night on a park bench in Swiftown.

A space man from another galaxy is rumored to have been perceived on several instances downing blood from a beaker at E D Strains Pond Dam after midnight.
    
The alien navigator of an alien spaceship may from time to time be noticed crawling out of Gayden Brake covered in filth at midnight.

An enormous lizard is regularly witnessed sitting at a table in a Swiftown trailer sipping soda pop.

A cyclop has been made out on one or two instances hurling boulders into the stream at Gin Bayou in the early morning hours before sunrise.

 

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