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These are some lies we made up about Sturgis.
A Chupacabra has frequently been noticed at Colemans Lake Dam late at night looking at the panorama.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from outer space is rumored to have been spotted on one or two instances by Bearfoot Branch hauling a human cranium.
A giant giraffe may repeatedly be made out beside the water at Beaver Pond sobbing.
A very large beaver can be noticed frequently in the backseat of a truck by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space alien from outer space has sometimes been made out pulling up weeds in the back yard of a trailer in Sturgis.
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Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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