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A colossal mountain goat is repeatedly distinguished by Harvey Howze Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at the water.
An alien from deep space can frequently be noticed crawling out of Chinquapin Brake covered in slime at midnight.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer has occasionally been noticed standing by a wild road outside Sledge.
Ferdinand Magellan is sometimes witnessed dragging a body from the chilly water of Bay Creek before sunrise.
An alien vacationer from outer space has purportedly been perceived on a small number of occasions looking over Viney Rough on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Sledge
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Ghost Sightings From Sledge
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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