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These are some lies we made up about Shelby.
The alien navigator of an alien spacecraft is now and then made out gazing at the water by Allendales Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space man from Venus has purportedly been distinguished on several instances ascending out of California Brake soaked in slime late in the night.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos may once in a while be witnessed by Dry Bayou slurping blood from a mug.
A very large mink is frequently distinguished pacing through a home outside Shelby.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship may repeatedly be witnessed at a coin operated phone in Shelby talking on the phone.
A colossal gorilla can be observed very frequently wandering through a Shelby neighborhood graveyard.
A massive gopher has every now and then been seen trying to find somebody outside the entrance to Great River Road State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Shelby
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Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
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