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These are some lies we made up about Shaw.
An Allosaurus was noticed by Pecan Bayou Cutoff reflecting.
A massive porpoise has repeatedly been witnessed at Bear Lake at midnight tossing boulders into the water.
A very large porcupine is often witnessed at Harris Ranch Catfish Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise shifting orbs about.
A space alien from another planet has purportedly been distinguished on many occasions appearing scary before dawn by a mailbox in Shaw.
Archimedes may frequently be distinguished walking through an apartment in Shaw.
A huge quagga can be perceived often riding on a donkey in the middle of a road close to Shaw.
A sasquatch has now and then been spotted throwing pebbles in Lake Chicot State Park outside the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Shaw
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Ghost Sightings From Shaw
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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