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These are some lies we made up about Scott.
Vincent van Gogh has been said to have been observed on frequent occasions late at night drifting along Bolivar Chute.
A very large chameleon was seen in a Scott area hardware store, marching the aisles.
An alien emerged in Cottonwoods Slough at midnight struggling to deposit a dead body.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship was spotted giving a guided expedition of Bolivar Bend to a company of phantoms at the stroke of midnight.
A space man from planet Saturn became visible burying a dead body by a big rock in Catfish Towhead late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Scott
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Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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