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These are some lies we made up about Scobey.
A feminine shape appeared by Baker Creek heaving chunks of concrete. The arrival of the bystander alarmed the phantom who then faded away. Either way, this spirit sure is scary; one that you wouldn't wish to come across in the early morning hours.
A space invader from planet Saturn was witnessed stacking pieces of wood at Actman Catfish Ponds Dam very late at night.
A space alien from another solar system materialized trying on shoes in a Scobey residence.
A space man was distinguished climbing up from a manhole on a Scobey street after midnight.
A massive weasel has regularly been perceived nosing around in mailboxes late in the night in Scobey.
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Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
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