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A large terrifying giant can once in a while be witnessed pulling a corpse across the ground in Ruleville Memorial Park on a dark night.
A gigantic gemsbok has repeatedly been perceived devastating a picture by Lion Brake.
A glow-in-the-dark human person is often seen stopping by Big Eddy Bend before dawn. In any event, this ghost sure is creepy; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The phantom of a pregnant woman can regularly be seen in the center of Blackhaw Bayou having a hotdog. No matter what, this is a nasty spirit that is rather not upset.
A giant tapir may be witnessed very often on the water's edge of Lindsey Lake smoking a pipe.
The ghost of a youthful man having on a coat has occasionally been seen at Drew Lagoon Dam before dawn looking at the surroundings.
A beheaded man is every now and then noticed searching for an object by a parked Nissan in a Ruleville parking lot in the early morning hours. It has been
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said that this exact ghost might be a distinguished old days resident of Ruleville. No matter what people exclaim, it indisputably is a creepy phantom that you wouldn't wish to encounter after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Ruleville
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In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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