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A colossal marmoset has been spotted on one or two occasions shifting orbs about in Walter Sillers Memorial Park in the early morning hours.
A frightening skeleton can often be made out by Bob Malone Catfish Ponds Dam at midnight looking at the water.
A gargantuan giraffe can be observed repeatedly in a mirror in a Rosedale apartment; the ghost was only observable in the mirror.
A gentleman that shifted shape into a vampire is every so often seen at Island Number 73 in the early morning hours gazing down into the water. Anyway, it's sure a scary ghost that any sensible person would not want to bump into.
An extraterrestrial from another planet has allegedly been made out on several occasions after midnight studying Cumbyville Bar in detail.
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Ghost Sightings From Rosedale
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Ghost Sightings From Rosedale
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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