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The ghost of a young Indian fighter has once in a while been noticed trying on shoes in a Rena Lara house. Some of those who live here allege this phantom enjoys frightening foolhardy folks who come trying to locate phantoms in Rena Lara. No matter what people utter, this is an intimidating ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
An enormous jackal is occasionally observed by Sunflower Bend smoking a cigar.
The Ugly Duckling may from time to time be noticed conversing into the air at Alford Butler Lake Dam at night.
A space alien from another world was observed in a motor boat on Alligator Lake reading a book.
The spirit of a tough lumberjack carrying a sizeable axe was seen trying to dump a dead body in Chute of Island late at night. Further folks in the vicinity have had comparable happenings with a similar ghost. One thing's for sure, it's a chilling ghost that you would not want to encounter on a dark night.
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Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
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