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These are some lies we made up about Petal.
A Yeti may repeatedly be perceived at Barron Lake Dam before sunrise reflecting.
The martian commander of a UFO has sometimes been perceived hovering across Buzzard Bay on a dark night.
The scary ghost of a Hun is occasionally observed in Optimist Park at midnight looking bloodcurdling. No matter what people say, it is unquestionably a terrifying phantom that you don't want to meet at midnight.
An extremely large seal has supposedly been seen on several occasions drifting down on Betsy Branch late at night.
A massive badger can from time to time be made out in a Petal area auto part store, striding the aisles.
A guy that shape-shifted into a vampire was observed going nuts at midnight on a sidewalk in Petal. The ghost was ingested by the air after being made out.
An alien vacationer from the cosmos came into sight taking a rest at the kitchen counter in a Petal apartment carving a hollow.
An enormous bunny was seen mounding
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rocks in Paul B. Johnson State Park right by the park headquarters.
The spirit of a pregnant woman came into sight marching through a flat in Petal. Freaked out by the bystanders the ghost vanished into the darkness. It has been argued that this individual ghost gets pleasure from startling foolhardy folks who come seeking ghosts in Petal.
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spirit of a young-looking gentleman wearing a coat was made out mounted on a horse beside a highway in the vicinity of Petal. When seen the phantom approached the bystander who then fled. If you listen to the locals, this spirit may perhaps be a well-known old days inhabitant of Petal. One thing's for sure, this ghost sure is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
A massive capybara has frequently been spotted staggering through a building near Petal.
Christopher Columbus is repeatedly seen near the entrance to Gulf Islands National Seashore smoking a cigar.
A colossal otter may frequently be seen walking through a Petal area graveyard.
A headless gentleman can be distinguished very often seeking someone next to a wild road next to Petal at midnight. Many people who live here say this spirit is perhaps the tormented spirit of a resident who used to reside here in Petal.
An Iguanodon has every now and then been witnessed staying in a vacant home in Petal.
A space invader from planet Jupiter
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is occasionally distinguished standing by a deserted highway close to Petal.
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Ghost Sightings From Petal
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Ghost Sightings From Petal
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
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