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These are some lies we made up about Paulding.
A space invader was spotted flickering a kerosene lamp up on Rocky Mount.
The ghost of an awfully mangled hunter hauling a dead coyote was spotted looking at the water by Burgin Lake Dam very late at night. The ghost saluted the witness. In any case, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs has frequently been made out hiding a dead body by a big rock in Masonite Corporation Game Refuge in the early morning hours.
An martian voyager from the cosmos is regularly spotted dragging a dead body from the cold water of Byrd Branch around midnight.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn has purportedly been perceived on many instances in a Paulding home.
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Ghost Sightings From Paulding
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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