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The alien commander of a flying saucer has been said to have been spotted on one or two occasions staring at the water by J R Taylor Catfish Ponds Dam at the stroke of midnight.
An martian tourist from space can regularly be noticed startling people mid stream in Belman Bayou.
Ferdinand Magellan can be observed over and over again on a Pace lane late in the night.
A beheaded female has from time to time been observed hanging in the air like a blimp in Pace.
The ghost of a teen girl is once in a while distinguished staring at an old woman snoozing on a couch in a mobile home in Pace.
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Ghost Sightings From Pace
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Ghost Sightings From Pace
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
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