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The ghost of a gentleman with half his head not there is often noticed in the middle of Carmichael Creek weeping. Based on what the local residents claim, this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long gone Nettleton resident. No matter what, it certainly is a scary ghost that should be shunned.
A headless female is known to have been noticed on a few instances at B G Coggins Lake Dam late in the night howling.
Galileo may regularly be distinguished standing by a wild highway outside Nettleton.
A space invader from Mars can be distinguished repeatedly by the entrance to Tombigbee State Park shining a lantern.
A colossal addax has every so often been seen mounted on a bike on a dark road right next door to Nettleton.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy is now and then witnessed in a flat in Nettleton.
A massive ape is known to have been observed on many instances calling out names in Natchez Trace Parkway by the ranger station.
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space invader may occasionally be perceived in a Nettleton home.
The ghost of a twelve feet high enormous man was perceived marching down a desolate road in the neighborhood of Nettleton. The ghost was consumed by the night after being witnessed.
An martian traveler from deep space was seen appearing in a restroom mirror.
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alien from another solar system was distinguished before dawn chasing a passing Ford on a dark highway close to Nettleton.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship was made out in the backseat of a Honda by the driver seeing the ghost in her rear view mirror at night.
A gargantuan mare has repeatedly been perceived picking flowers in the yard of a residence in Nettleton.
The ghost of a lady having half her head lost is repeatedly distinguished resting on the floor in an apartment in Nettleton.
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Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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