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These are some lies we made up about Neely.
An ET from deep space materialized on the highest spot of one of the mountains in the Skull Creek Hills after midnight howling at the observer to stay away.
A space invader was seen up on the pinnacle of Gee Dee Hills heaving pieces of wood.
The ghost of an eleven foot high huge giant appeared at Atkinson Creek before dawn flinging pieces of wood into the stream. The ghost waved to the observer. Residents say that this ghost is the undeparted spirit of an old Neely local.
The ghost of a lady having half her head gone was observed glugging down water from Breland Eddy around midnight. When the ghost was spotted it disappeared into the thin air.
Rapunzel was witnessed in a Neely school before sunrise striding the corridors.
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Ghost Sightings From Neely
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Ghost Sightings From Neely
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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