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These are some lies we made up about Mound Bayou.
An enormous ewe showed up by California Brake munching on a melon.
The spirit of a gentleman having half his head not there was distinguished at Beaver Bayou late at night throwing stones into the current. This precise ghost has been perceived very frequently in this zone.
A sizeable frightening dragon became visible at Charles Heinz Catfish Ponds Dam around midnight reading a newspaper.
An alien from planet Venus was spotted walking a Great Dane on a dark night on a dark Mound Bayou street.
The ghost of a young lady having on a blood-covered wedding gown was witnessed watching cable in a Mound Bayou living room very late at night. There are other testimonies on the subject of this ghost in the vicinity. Based on what the local residents argue, this ghost is the undeceased soul of a former Mound Bayou resident.
A space invader from the cosmos has frequently been distinguished rummaging around in garbage container on a Mound Bayou road.
A very large gnu is frequently noticed near Great River Road State Park struggling to utter something.
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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