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A female with maggots crawling out of her eyes may repeatedly be noticed by A P B Incorporated Lake Dam late in the night gazing at the water.
A space man may be noticed very frequently in Cordy Brake in the early morning hours struggling to dump a cadaver.
The ghost of a bound up female has from time to time been observed at night drifting by on Gin Bayou. In any case, this is an unpleasant ghost that any commonsensical person would not want to run into.
A huge leopard is now and then made out staring at folks in a Moorhead flat through an air vent.
A lady holding her head underneath her arm has purportedly been witnessed on a handful of instances walking alongside a dark highway near Moorhead. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost may well be a celebrated days gone by dweller of Moorhead.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship may sometimes be witnessed drinking gasoline from a gas pump at a fuel station in Moorhead.
An enormous llama was spotted in Leroy Percy State Park by the ranger station guzzling blood from a glass.
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Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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