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These are some lies we made up about Mississippi State.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be witnessed time and again standing by a deserted road near Mississippi State.
An extraterrestrial traveler from deep space is now and then made out flickering a flash light in Babe Ruth Park very late at night.
The ghost of a hobo has allegedly been spotted on a few occasions looking at the water by Bock Lake Dam late at night.
A space man from planet Mars has regularly been observed mounted on a motorbike on a murky road close to Mississippi State.
The ghost of an elderly hag is known to have been spotted on a few instances in a trailer in Mississippi State. A number of folks assert this phantom is the stressed soul of an old Mississippi State local.
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Ghost Sightings From Mississippi State
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Ghost Sightings From Mississippi State
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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