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The alien technician of an alien spaceship has sometimes been noticed struggling to say something at Hammett and Sons Lake Dam before dawn.
An alien voyager from another world has purportedly been noticed on a few occasions searching through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Metcalfe building at night.
An enormous jaguar can every now and then be observed in the early morning hours leading a guided trip of Bachelor Bend to a company of phantoms.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is regularly noticed seated at the kitchen counter in a Metcalfe residence.
An ET from another world has supposedly been perceived on many instances in Archer Park late in the night shuffling orbs about.
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
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