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These are some lies we made up about Magnolia.
A form with a skeleton face dressed in murky robes has sometimes been spotted traveling on a steed by a road outside Magnolia.
A giant muskrat is every now and then perceived late in the night floating along Hurricane Creek.
A female having a sword in her head has allegedly been distinguished on a few instances on the water's edge of Lake Tangipahoa struggling to exclaim something.
Issac Newton has frequently been spotted in a phone booth in Magnolia using the phone.
The ghost of a youthful Indian warrior is regularly noticed pulling a dead body across the dirt in Douglas Park at midnight. Folks here who have seen this ghost claim this ghost is in all probability the struggling ghost of a person who used to reside here in Magnolia. Regardless of what, it unquestionably is a terrifying phantom that you don't want to encounter late in the night.
A huge grizzly bear has allegedly been seen on many instances walking through a Magnolia
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area churchyard.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship may repeatedly be seen shuffling orbs about in Percy Quin State Park quite near the park headquarters.
A Stegosaurus may be distinguished frequently crying out names at Ball Lake Dam before dawn.
The ghost of an aircraft pilot has once in a while been made out
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facing the onlooker in the middle of a secluded highway near Magnolia at the stroke of midnight.
An alien tourist from the cosmos is every now and then noticed staying in an empty structure in Magnolia.
The ghost of a brawny lumberjack carrying a sizeable axe may occasionally be noticed being carried by a moped on a shadowy road near Magnolia.
An alien from Saturn was spotted in a home in Magnolia.
A gigantic pig showed up in a Magnolia flat.
A gigantic kangaroo was witnessed marching along a deserted highway outside Magnolia.
An ET from another solar system materialized coming into sight in a closet mirror.
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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