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These are some lies we made up about Leland.
A space invader from outer space has every so often been witnessed down near the water at Lake Monocnoc attempting to touch something.
A gargantuan guanaco is occasionally spotted looking at the water by Delta Experimental Station Pond Dam in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial is known to have been made out on numerous occasions chucking pebbles into the current at Bear Lake before sunrise.
A Centrosaurus may from time to time be witnessed next to a scary soaring tree in Delta Experimental Forest shifting orbs around.
The martian commander of an alien spaceship has frequently been noticed in a Leland building.
A woman's body having a bear's head has been said to have been made out on frequent instances walking by the side of a secluded highway in close proximity to Leland. One of the people who live here definitely asserts that this ghost enjoys frightening foolhardy people who have the nerve to interrupt the tranquility in Leland.
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half rotten human cadaver can often be spotted coming into sight in a washroom mirror.
The ghost of a planter in a hat can be made out very frequently in Lake Chicot State Park quite near the park headquarters screaming at the bystander to stay away.
A huge wolf is from time to time noticed late in the night pursuing a passing Buick on
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a murky highway near Leland.
An martian explorer from another solar system has been made out on many instances in Poverty Point National Monument near the ranger station excavating a cavity.
A massive zebra can now and then be perceived in the backseat of a Ford by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in her rear view mirror after midnight.
A space invader from planet Pluto was witnessed mowing the lawn in the back yard of a house in Leland.
A space man from deep space was observed taking a rest on a stool in a mobile home in Leland.
A young-looking girl dressed in a bloody wedding dress was seen devouring a sandwich beneath a lamppost in Leland. Being frightened by the eye witnesses the spirit made its way into the shadows.
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Ghost Sightings From Leland
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Ghost Sightings From Leland
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
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